things i need to do:
- clean my room
- get a college degree
- learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
- play with puppies and kittens
- find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
- drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
- taking subpar selfies
- running a semi successful blog
- listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix
marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.
lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies
Imagine if every time someone mentioned you in real life, you got a notification about it.